\* Headlines! \* I don't really know where this file originates from. \* It has been on our system for quite some time. It is more fun \* than the original headline file that comes with spew.c. \* I did some minor modifications/additions. If you make a nice \* headline file, I'd be interested to see! \* -- Pedja %IMPRESSIVE Amazing Astounding Incredible Fantastic %UNUSUAL Bizarre Strange Weird Wacky Crazy Freaky %BADTIME Night of Terror Night of Horror Night of Bondage Agonizing Weekend \NUMBER Terrible Hours \NUMBER1 Shocking Weeks \NUMBER1 Bloody Days \NUMBER2 Horrific Days Bloodbath Petrifying Rituals Drunken Rampage Harassment Horror Deadly Drugfest %ATTRACTIVE Sexy Hot %MATTRACTIVE Manly Blond (2)\ATTRACTIVE %FATTRACTIVE Bawdy Busty Loose Blonde Cheap (2)\ATTRACTIVE %MATTRACTIVEPERSON{s} \MATTRACTIVE Boy{|s} \MATTRACTIVE Stud{|s} \MATTRACTIVE M{an|en} \MATTRACTIVE Hunk{|s} %FATTRACTIVEPERSON{s} \FATTRACTIVE Girl{|s} \FATTRACTIVE Young Wom{an|en} \FATTRACTIVE Huss{y|ies} \FATTRACTIVE Slut{|s} %ATTRACTIVEPERSON{s} \FATTRACTIVEPERSON/& \MATTRACTIVEPERSON/& %SPIRITUAL Spiritual Clairvoyant Telepathic Telekinetic Psychic New Age %RELATIVE Father Uncle Grandfather Grandmother Son Daughter Mother Aunt Postman Accountant Dog Catcher IRS Man Hairdresser Chauffeur Cousin %WEAPON{a} (3)\SILLYWEAPON/& (5)\REALWEAPON/& %REALWEAPON{a} {|a }Steak Knife {|a }Meat Tenderizer {|a }Meat Cleaver {|a }Hatchet {|a }Machete {|a }Chainsaw {|a }Samurai Sword {|an }Axe {|a }Machine Gun %SILLYWEAPON{a} {|a }Wet Noodle {|a }Used Condom {|an }Anti-Tank Weapon {|a }Pickup Truck Granola Jell-O {|a }Phased Plasma Rifle Cocoa Puffs {|a }Small Farm Animal {|a }Paintbrush Toilet Paper {|a }Pointy Stick {|a }Jalapeno Pepper Stale French Bread {|a }Stuffed Animal {|a }Boston Cream Pie {|a }Sponge Cake \FRUIT/& %GHOST{s} Ghost{|s} Evil Spirit{|s} Poltergeist{|s} Demon{|s} Phantom{|s} Spectre{|s} Banshee{|s} Moaning Noise{|s} Spook{|s} Spirit{|s} %RELIGION Buddhist Methodist Hare Krishna Episcopalian Baptist Islamic Moslem Catholic Atheist Taoist Hindi Presbyterian Seventh-Day Adventist Mormon %UFFO UFO Flying Saucer Space Ship Space Cruiser %PLANET Pluto Mars Venus Mercury Neptune Saturn Jupiter Uranus The Moon %ET{s} Extra-Terrestrial{|s} E.T.{|s} Space Alien{|s} Being{|s} Space Being{|s} Cyborg{|s} Alien{|s} Alien Life Form{|s} Martian{|s} Space Creature{|s} Space Visitor{|s} %DRUG Heroin LSD Angel Dust Coke Cocaine Crack Quaaludes Amphetamines PCP Pot Barbiturates Halcion Valium Thorazine Benzadrine Cough Syrup Opium %FRUIT{as} {|a |}Strawberr{y|y|ies} {|an |}Apricot{||s} {|a |}Mango{||es} {|a |}Tomato{||es} {|a |}Banana{||s} {|a |}Cherr{y|y|ies} {|an |}Apple{||s} {|a |}Plum{||s} {|a |}Pear{||s} {|an |}Orange{||s} {|a |}Tangerine{||s} {|a |}Prune{||s} {|a |}Lemon{||s} {|a |}Lime{||s} {|a |}Kiwi Fruit{||s} {|a |}Coconut{||s} {|a |}Grenadine{||s} {|a |}Papaya{||s} {|a |}Prickly Pear{||s} %MADNESS Crazed Babbling Drug-Crazed Insane Manic Depressive Obsessive-Compulsive Neurotic Psychotic Psychopathic Devoted Religious Fanatical Pathological Schizophrenic Narcoleptic Kleptomaniac Fatalistic Catatonic Radioactive Nihilistic Cannibalistic Anal-Retentive %KILLER{s} (3)\KILLERX/& \MADNESS \KILLERX/& %KILLERX{s} (10)\ANIMAL/& \FRUIT/& %ANIMAL{s} Shark{|s} Wombat{|s} Bee{|s} Wasp{|s} Whale{|s} Shark{|s} Lion{|s} Dolphin{|s} Elephant{|s} Clam{|s} Kitten{|s} Lobster{|s} Tiger{|s} Leopard{|s} Panda{|s} Crocodile{|s} Shrew{|s} Bat{|s} Rabbit{|s} Rat{|s} Bird{|s} %CHILD{s} Bab{y|ies} Child{|ren} Son{|s} Daughter{|s} %YOUNGSTER{s} Bab{y|ies} Child{|ren} Boy{|s} Girl{|s} %MCELEB Ronald Reagan Frank Sinatra Michael Jackson Paul McCartney Rush Limbaugh Noriega Michael Jordan Donald Trump Johnny Depp Billy Joel Steve Jobs Rod Stewart Ozzy Osbourne Prince Sting Rob Lowe Bruce Willis Mick Jagger Donny Osmond Bono Sylvester Stallone Sean Penn Bob Dylan David Letterman Johnny Carson Carl Sagan Ed McMahon John Sculley Steve Jobs Steve Wozniak Arsenio Hall Muammar Quadaffi Moammar Khadafy Kenny Rogers Burt Reynolds John Davidson Richard Nixon LBJ Jimmy Carter Emilio Estevez Prince Charles Prince Andrew Prince William George Lucas Luke Perry Spike Lee Jason Priestly David Duke Bill Clinton James Brown Smokey Robinson Gary Hart Jesse Helms Jesse Jackson Ross Perot Bush Quayle William F. Buckley Oliver Stone Pat Buchanan Jim Bakker Axl Rose Jimmy Swaggart Sly Stallone Alex Trebeck Slim Whitman Boxcar Willie Zamfir Mel Gibson Merv Griffin Joe Pesci Robin Williams Billy Crystal Saddam Hussein Pee Wee Herman Bill Gates Mike Tyson Warren Beatty Geraldo Andy Rooney Tom Cruise Don King Ted Kennedy Michael Dukakis Woody Allen %FCELEB Hilary Princess Diana Di Queen Elizabeth Mary Hart Nancy Reagan Tammy Faye Bakker Whoopi Goldberg Demi Moore Julia Roberts Ivana Trump La Toya Jackson Janet Jackson Rosanne Arnold Linda Ronstadt Zsa Zsa Gabor Pat Schroeder Maggie Trudeau Maggie Thatcher Princess Caroline Fergie Princess Anne Sally Jessy Raphael Nell Carter Cher Jane Pauley Liz Taylor Liz Tina Turner Dolly Parton Jane Fonda Eva Gabor Joan Rivers Madonna Shirley Maclaine Barbra Streisand Tipper Gore Paula Abdul Barbara Bush Traci Lords Christy Brinkley Drew Barrymore %MLONGDEAD\* male persons dead long enough to be reincarnated as someone living Atilla the Hun King Henry VIII Abraham Lincoln George Washington Moses Hitler Mussolini Shakespeare Ben Franklin Socrates Einstein Michaelangelo Da Vinci Picasso Van Gogh Salvador Dali Jesus Erik the Red Monet Christopher Columbus %DMCELEB\* dead male celebs (10)Elvis Jimi Hendrix Malcolm X Martin Luther King Jim Morrison John F. Kennedy Bing Crosby Clark Gable John Lennon JFK Groucho Marx Harry Chapin Humphrey Bogart Buddy Holly Ricky Nelson Spencer Tracy Jackie Gleason (8)\MLONGDEAD %FLONGDEAD\* female persons dead long enough to be reincarnated as someone living Cleopatra Joan of Arc Lady Godiva Queen Victoria The Queen of Sheba Betsy Ross Madame Curie %DFCELEB\* dead female 'celebrities' Marlene Dietrich Jayne Mansfield Isadora Duncan Marilyn Monroe Janis Joplin Sarah Bernhardt Joan Crawford Bette Davis Lucille Ball Agnes de Mille Greta Garbo Rita Hayworth Jean Harlow (8)\FLONGDEAD %CELEB \MCELEB \FCELEB %DCELEB \DMCELEB \DFCELEB %LONGDEAD \FLONGDEAD \MLONGDEAD %EAT{sd} {Eat|Eats|Ate} Kidnap{|s|ped} {Take|Takes|Took} Kill{|s|ed} Devour{|s|ed} Maim{|s|ed} Injure{|s|d} Beat{|s|} Mutilate{|s|d} Torture{|s|d} %SAY{s} Say{|s} Reveal{|s} Admit{|s} Claim{|s} Insist{|s} Warn{|s} %DOCTOR{s} (2)Doctor{|s} Psychologist{|s} Psychiatrist{|s} Physician{|s} Neurologist{|s} Dentist{|s} Pediatrician{|s} Veterinarian{|s} Optician{|s} Anesthesiologist{|s} Radiologist{|s} Proctologist{|s} %SCIENTIST{s} (2)Scientist{|s} \DOCTOR/& Chemist{|s} Physicist{|s} Nuclear Physicist{|s} Metaphysicist{|s} Engineer{|s} Computer Scientist{|s} IBM Programmer{|s} Performance Artist{|s} Professor{|s} Technician{|s} Whiz Kid{|s} Brain Boff{|s} AI Expert{|s} Pattern Recognition Researcher{|s} Philosopher{|s} Epistemologist{|s} Bio-Engineer{|s} ACM Member{|s} Fooseball Players{|s} Gynecologist{|s} Plastic Surgeon{|s} Urologist{|s} Gov't Security Chief{|s} %NATIONALITY Russian British Polish French Belgian Swiss German Norwegian Australian Spanish Mexican Ukranian American Canadian Albanian Australian Israeli Egyptian South African Chinese Japanese Korean Tibetan Siberian Icelandic Latvian Czech Slovak Italian Grecian African Hungarian %DISEASE Herpes AIDS Flu Leprosy VD a Backache Chicken Pox Malaria Laryngitis a Nosebleed Tuberculosis Cancer Pneumonia the Clap Syphilis Gonorrhea Diarrhea Crabs Athlete's Foot Flat Feet Ringworm a Tapeworm Dandruff %FICTCHAR Santa Claus Bigfoot Yeti Abominable Snowman Sasquatch Snow White God Buddha Mary Poppins The Loch Ness Monster Loch Ness Monster Nessie Yogi Bear Bugs Bunny Daffy Duck Cinderella Wicked Witch of the West Wizard of Oz Captain Kirk Tooth Fairy Kermit the Frog Batman Hagar the Horrible Beetle Bailey Superman Spiderman The Easter Bunny Father Time Little Red Riding Hood Rumplestiltskin Pinocchio (10)\ET %KILL{sd} Kill{|s|ed} Murder{|s|ed} Maim{|s|ed} Slaughter{|s|ed} Mutilate{|s|d} Sho{ot|ots|t} Wound{|s|ed} Chop{|s|ped} Up %NUMBER (2)\NUMBER1 (3)\NUMBER2 Twenty-\NUMBER1 Thirty-\NUMBER1 Forty-\NUMBER1 Fifty-\NUMBER1 Sixty-\NUMBER1 Seventy-\NUMBER1 Eighty-\NUMBER1 Ninety-\NUMBER1 %NUMBER1 Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine %NUMBER2 Ten Eleven Twelve Thirteen Fourteen Fifteen Sixteen Seventeen Eighteen Nineteen %FOOD{as} {|a |}Taco{||s} {|an |}Enchilada{||s} {|a |}Burrito{||s} {|a |}Watermelon{||s} {|an |}Ice Cream Cone{||s} {|a |}Tostada{||s} {|a |}Pizza{||s} Mostaccioli Lasagna Manacotti Fettuccine Alfredo {|a |}Boston Cream Pie{||s} {|a |}Hot Fudge Sundae{||s} Tuna Fish (5)\FRUIT/& %SPORT Football Basketball Soccer Baseball Hockey %PERSON{s} \KILLER/& \SPORT Player{|s} Sports Hero{|es} {Man|Men} Wom{an|en} TV Personalit{y|ies} Game Show Host{|s} Siamese Twin{|s} Politician{|s} \NATIONALITY Politician{|s} Mother{ Of \NUMBER1|s} Father{ Of \NUMBER1|s} \SCIENTIST/& \DOCTOR/& \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/& \NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/& Unemployed \SCIENTIST/& Student{|s} \NATIONALITY Student{|s} Air Traffic Controller{|s} (2)\ET/& \ATTRACTIVEPERSON/& Feminist{|s} Bank Teller{|s} Waiter{|s} Waitress{|es} Bus Driver{|s} Priest{|s} Firem{an|en} Musician{|s} Writer{|s} Teacher{|s} %AIRCRAFT Airplane Helicopter Airship Hot Air Balloon Hang Glider Helium Balloon (3)UFO Jet Fighter 747 DC-10 Zeppelin Me-109 FW-190 F-10 F/A-18 B-52 Stratofortress B-1 Bomber Stealth Bomber Ultralight %CELEB \MCELEB \FCELEB %PLACE{as} \ABSTRACTPLACE/& (25)\DEFINITEPLACE %ABSTRACTPLACE{as}\* You have to be able to be 'in' these {|a |}Cave{||s} {|a |}Car{||s} {|a |}Truck{||s} {|a |}Trunk{||s} {|an |}Attic{||s} {|a |}Basement{||s} {|a |}Church{||es} {|a |}Restaurant{||s} {|a |}School{||s} {|a |}Bank{||s} %DEFINITEPLACE Australia Nevada Austin, Texas Memphis London England San Francisco La Brea Tar Pits San Jose LA New York Orlando Missouri Fremont Airport Tokyo Times Square San Rafael Israel Beirut Stalingrad Moscow Amsterdam Manchester Edinburgh Red Square Kremlin Hollywood Daytona Beach Salt Lake City Tarrytown Munich Regensburg Karlsruhe Berlin Bonn Rome Mississauga Majorca Bangkok Monte Carlo Lisbon Kalamazoo, Michigan Kathmandu Puerta Vallarta Palo Alto Cocoa Beach Pismo Beach Crete Hoboken Saskatchewan Saskatoon NYC Frisco Oregon Idaho Montana South Dakota Virginia Florida Mexico Canada Nebraska %SILLYPLACE Bermuda Triangle Stonehenge Outer Space Graceland La Brea Tar Pits Transylvania Loch Ness \PLANET %FICTPLACE Middle Earth Barsoom Planet Vulcan Land of Oz Atlantis %HOMEAREA Garden Yard House Home Kitchen Living Room Driveway Bathroom %IMPLANTATION{as} {|a |}Mind Control Device{||s} {|a |}Radio Beacon{||s} {|a |}Homing Device{||s} {|an |}Atomic Bomb{||s} {|a |}Message{||s} %BODYPART{s} Head Heart Nose Eye{s} Ear{s} Hand{s} Lung{s} Kidney{s} Appendix Leg{s} F{oot|eet} Stomach %MAIN \CONST %CELEBINVOLVED \! -- \CELEB Reveals All \! -- \CELEB Tells All \! -- \CELEB May Be Involved \! -- \CELEB Tells Tale , Says \CELEB %PRSCIENTIFIC (2) (2)\! -- \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Offer Undeniable Proof (2)\! -- \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST Proves It! \! -- Astonishing Evidence Offers Proof \! -- Scientists Confirm \! -- Scientist Confirms \! -- Scientists Baffled \! -- \SCIENTIST/s Baffled \! -- "Impossible," Says \SCIENTIST \! -- Say \SCIENTIST/s %PRCELEB (4) \! -- \MADNESS \CELEB Has Scars to Prove it! \! -- \CELEB Has Scars to Prove it! (3)\! -- \CELEB's Diary Proves It! (3)\! -- \CELEB's \RELATIVE Tells All! \! -- "Just Like I Thought," Says \CELEB \! -- The Rolling Stone Interview %PRPHOTO (4) \! -- National Enquirer Photo Exclusive \! -- Exclusive Weekly World News Photos \! -- A Star Photo Exclusive \! -- Exclusive Pictures Inside \! -- Videotapes Tell All! \! -- Picture is Worth 1000 Words! \! -- You Won't Believe Your Eyes! \! -- Shocking Tapes Found \! -- \PERSON Has Pix \! -- Pix Inside %PROOF (8)\PRCELEB (8)\PRSCIENTIFIC (10)\PRPHOTO \! -- New Book Claims %ACQUITTED (4) \! -- Then is Acquitted by Jury \! -- Acquitted by Jury \! -- Jury Acquits \! -- And Is Acquitted! %DISTRESSED distressed tormented troubled worried %TIPTOPOPERATION ZMODEM-ing files emulating VT102 dialing and redialing %CONST "Killer \KILLER/s From \PLANET \EAT/d My \CHILD" \SAY/s \CELEB\PRPHOTO "\CELEB is Really \ET From \PLANET" \SAY/s \CELEB "\CELEB is Actually \ET From \PLANET" \SAY \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s \MCELEB and \FCELEB Secretly Wed in \DEFINITEPLACE, It's Official!\PRPHOTO Eating \FRUIT/s Can Give You \DISEASE, \SAY \NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/s \FOOD/s Can Cure \DISEASE, \SAY \NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/s \FOOD/s Gave Me \DISEASE, \SAY/s \PERSON "\ET/s From \PLANET Gave Me \DISEASE" \SAY/s \CELEB "\CELEB Gave Me \DISEASE" \SAY/s \PERSON\PROOF "\FICTCHAR is For Real!"\PRSCIENTIFIC "\FICTCHAR is Alive!"\PRPHOTO "\MCELEB is Really My Father," \SAY/s \CELEB "\FCELEB is Really My Mother," \SAY/s \CELEB \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Discover \FICTPLACE \CELEB \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s in \BADTIME \PERSON, Stoned on \DRUG, \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s\ACQUITTED \CELEB Falls \NUMBER Thousand Feet out of \AIRCRAFT ... and Survives "\ET/s From \PLANET Landed in my \HOMEAREA and \EAT/d \NUMBER \FRUIT/s" \SAY/s \CELEB \FCELEB Gives Birth to \NUMBER1 \CHILD/s\CELEBINVOLVED \UNUSUAL \PERSON/s \KILL \NUMBER2 in \BADTIME \RELIGION Monks Report \UFFO Sighting in \DEFINITEPLACE\! -- "They Came From \PLANET!"\PROOF Real-Life Ghost Busters Exorcise \GHOST/ from \CELEB/ 's Home in \PLACE \CHILD \KILL/d by Pet \KILLERX\PRPHOTO \IMPRESSIVE \KILLER from \DEFINITEPLACE "I Chopped my \RELATIVE To Death with \WEAPON/a" -- \PERSON \PERSON Goes Berserk And \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s With \WEAPON \FCELEB Tells of \BADTIME with \MCELEB. "He Threatened Me with \WEAPON/a" \MCELEB Tells of \BADTIME with \FCELEB. "She Threatened Me with \WEAPON/a" \FRUIT/s Have \SPIRITUAL Powers, \SAY \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s\PROOF \PERSON Sees Face Of \FICTCHAR In \FOOD/a Celeb Shocker: \CELEB Caught in \FRUIT Orgy at \CELEB's Mansion "Elvis Died from Eating \FOOD/s," \SAY/s \CELEB\PROOF \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Produce \SPIRITUAL \KILLER Girl \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Clone \KILLER Boy \PERSON \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s with \WEAPON\ACQUITTED \NUMBER Years For \MADNESS \REALWEAPON Murderer. "I Would Do It Again" Says \CELEB \PERSON Struck By Lightning\! -- \NUMBER Times! Jury Acquits Notorious \REALWEAPON Murderer From \DEFINITEPLACE \MCELEB and \FCELEB Seen Together in \DEFINITEPLACE. "Is It Love?" \PERSON/ 's \UNUSUAL Claim: "\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Planted \IMPLANTATION in my \BODYPART/s" "Does \FICTCHAR Exist?" \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Offer New Evidence Travelling To \DEFINITEPLACE In A Stolen \AIRCRAFT\PRCELEB "\FICTCHAR \EAT/d My \CHILD," \SAY/s \PERSON "\MCELEB is the Father of my \CHILD," \SAY/s \MADNESS \PERSON "\FCELEB is the Mother of my \CHILD," \SAY/s \MCELEB \FCELEB Files Paternity Suit Against \FCELEB -- Claims Sex Change \FCELEB Files Paternity Suit Against \MCELEB "I am the Reincarnation of \LONGDEAD," \SAY/s \CELEB "I was \LONGDEAD in Past Life" -- \CELEB \SCIENTIST/s Discover \FCELEB was Married to \MLONGDEAD in Previous Life "I Spoke to \DCELEB Through \FRUIT/a" \SAY/s \PERSON "I Saw \DCELEB Alive and Well in \PLACE" \SAY/s \PERSON \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Resurrect \DCELEB\PROOF In \MADNESS Rage, \PERSON \KILL/s \NUMBER, Self \NUMBER Dead in \BADTIME\PRPHOTO "\CELEB is Addicted to \DRUG"\PRCELEB \MLONGDEAD & \FLONGDEAD were Lovers!\PROOF \MCELEB & \FCELEB are Same Person!\PRPHOTO "\FICTCHAR Found in \PLACE" \SAY/s \PERSON "\FICTCHAR Found Dead in \PLACE" \SAY/s \PERSON\PROOF "\DCELEB is Alive," \SAY/s \SPIRITUAL \PERSON \CELEB Sues \RELATIVE After \BADTIME\CELEBINVOLVED \GHOST/s Frighten \PERSON Out of Home\PRSCIENTIFIC "Ghost of \LONGDEAD Living in my \HOMEAREA" -- \PERSON \CELEB in Love With \FICTCHAR\CELEBINVOLVED \CELEB Has \DISEASE\CELEBINVOLVED \CELEB and \NUMBER2 \ATTRACTIVEPERSON/s Found With \FRUIT/s CAUGHT! \MCELEB with \FATTRACTIVEPERSON \FCELEB and \MATTRACTIVEPERSON in Secret Tryst\PRPHOTO \CELEB Borrows \WEAPON/a, Kills \NUMBER \IMPRESSIVE \FRUIT Diet \AIRCRAFT Found On \PLANET!\PRPHOTO \ANIMAL \YOUNGSTER Found In \PLACE\PRSCIENTIFIC \LONGDEAD Was Gay, \SAY \SCIENTIST/s TipTop telecommunication software released. "It just works!" \SAY/s \CELEB \IMPRESSIVE TipTop software is available! Email to Pedja for info. Using TipTop is good for your computer, \SAY \NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/s "\ET/s From \PLANET Landed in my \HOMEAREA and stole my TipTop" \SAY/s \DISTRESSED \CELEB TipTop Can Cure \DISEASE while \TIPTOPOPERATION, \SAY \NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/s TipTop is lean and mean\PRPHOTO %%